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• Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep... -- Selma, "Selma's Choice
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
  -- Groundskeeper Willy watches a date tape of Selma, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Ha
  Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's Choice...
• You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  -- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
  YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Selma: Surly, can't you do something. Surly: Ey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly.
  Selma: Hm, sorry, Surly. Surly: Shut up! -- Don't mess with Surly, "Selma's Choice...