Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's
good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!
-- Talk about a mindslip, "Selma's Choice"
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's
good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!
-- Talk about a mindslip, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys
has.
passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy
legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... ... - Selma: Aunt Gladys was right. There's something missing in our lives.
Patty: Don't worry. We'll get that barking dog record... - Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in... - Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already?
Selma:
Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives... - Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines,
and walking through the park on clear autumn days....
