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• Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
  Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys has.
  .. passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair, about yea high, big dent in forehead?...
• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
  D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time. Patty
  That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe Patty and Selma....
• Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them] Selma: He's hugging us.
  What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver....
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....