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• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
  Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison milk to school children....
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
  Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...