Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you
upwards to $30,000.
Homer: Aaarrrggh! [collapses]
Hibbert: I'm afraid it's now $40,000.
-- Escalating medical costs, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you
upwards to $30,000.
Homer: Aaarrrggh! [collapses]
Hibbert: I'm afraid it's now $40,000.
-- Escalating medical costs, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Homer stands behind an X-ray machine]
Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through
your husband's circulatory system
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!... - Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Hibbert: Well
we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly... - Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass
operation
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going... - Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant
Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is... - Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get... - Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.}
Nurse
{Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.} ... - Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your
jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop
[starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds]... - Remember your Hippopotamus oath!
-- Homer to Dr. Hibbert
Homer's Triple Bypass... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing...
