Bart: What's wrong, Dad?
Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives
of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right
now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!
-- Bacon will put out that fire too,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives
of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right
now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!
-- Bacon will put out that fire too,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
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- Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's... - Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines... - Bart: Any luck, Dad?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son,... - Lisa: All right, Dad!
Bart: You rule intensive care!
"Homer's Triple... - This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's
heart for six whole minutes?
Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer... - Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-
for awhile. -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary... - Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart,
I would. Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of...
