Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart.
Homer: Oh, my heart is just fi-- aagh! [gags]
Marge: Homey, what's wrong?
Homer: [strained] Just-- working-- the turkey through...[pause]
[normal] There it goes.
-- A little beer will put out that fire,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart.
Homer: Oh, my heart is just fi-- aagh! [gags]
Marge: Homey, what's wrong?
Homer: [strained] Just-- working-- the turkey through...[pause]
[normal] There it goes.
-- A little beer will put out that fire,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Marge: Er --
Homer:
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