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• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....
• Homer: All right, you kids! Keep it down! Am I making myself cl--[oomph] [Homer is hit by a water balloon] Grampa
  [giggles] Heh heh, got him! Homer: You! Up in the tree!...
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
  [flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
  [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....