Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, Where's Your Loser-mobile?
Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!
-- At the soap box derby race, "Saturdays of Thunder"
Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
[flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
Heh heh heh.
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart the Love...