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• My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
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• T.V. Commercial advertising the World Cup: "Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet i
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• T.V. Commercial for the new Springfield Waterfront shopping cente
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  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
  Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...
• It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
  -- Homer proudly introduces his television debut, "Mr. Plow...
• Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
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• Commercial-Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt!
  Homer: [watching at home, raises a "Stockdale for VP" T-shirt] He could still surprise ya!...