It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!
-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut,
"Mr. Plow"
-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut,
"Mr. Plow"
Related:
- My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial... - Homer: [narrating a TV commercial]
Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling... - I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show,... - Yeah, they were gay.
-- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow,
from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.... - Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the
Simpson estate.
Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for ... - Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer:
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr.... - McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human
soul?
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may ... - Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my
visit.
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States... - Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up]
Homer: Television! Teacher,
mother, [lusty] secret lover. Urge to kill....
From the same category:
- Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather,
uh, Weather. -- Principal Skinner's reduction, er... - Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty:
[brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Moe, another last beer, please.
-- Homer, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue... - Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on
for eight more years!
Homer, "Lisa the...
