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• My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
  -- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Yeah, they were gay. -- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow, from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.
  Plow...
• Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
  Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
• Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, this is really low. Home
  Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr. Plow...
• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
  As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....
• Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
  Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising!...