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• Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
  Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent....
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  Homer: Hee hee hee! That is funny. Marge: Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together, or shopping....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
  -- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
• A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
  .. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
• Burns: Workers, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
  You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists! [The crowd obeys....