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• Otto: Hey, who's this "Homer" dude? Burns: He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees.
  Either way, we're going ashore. Marge: [walks into scene] Am I going too?...
• Karl: Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island. Lenny
  Yeah, to capture a giant ape. Karl: I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island....
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Burns: Well, Maggie, I've given this a lot of though.
  I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement -- [Starts trying to pull the bear away, but he's too weak] Beaten by an infant....
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...
• Marge: I think you're making him angry... Reporte
  [derisively] C'mon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?...
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....