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• Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
  Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
  [reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief....
• Reporter: What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?
  Burns: Well, the Ape's going to stand around for three hours or so....
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
  [pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
  Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...