Otto: Hey, Who's This "Homer" Dude? Burns: He's Either A 50-foot Prehistoric Ape, Or A Tourist Trap Concocted By The Ape Island Jaycees.

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Otto: Hey, who's this "Homer" dude?
Burns: He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap
concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees. Either way, we're going
ashore.
Marge: [walks into scene] Am I going too?
Burns: Of course. We wouldn't think of going without the bait-- uhh,
that is, the bait-thing beauty. The bathing beauty! [to himself]
Heh heh. I covered that up pretty well.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"

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