Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present?
Homer: D'oh! I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a
present. But I swear on my father's grave--
Abe: Hey!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Homer: D'oh! I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a
present. But I swear on my father's grave--
Abe: Hey!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
- Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job,
Dad! Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal... - Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means... - Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when... - Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights.
Homer: [admiring] Oh,
the Glutemus Maximizer... -- Up in the attic, "Brush... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those...
From the same category:
- Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button... - Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know. ... - Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low... - Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you.
Homer:
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm... - Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations...
