Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Bart: Not bloody likely.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Ba
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie... - Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
-- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie... - TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie... - Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, youpunish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it.... - Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?... - Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
