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• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
  Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....