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Bart: Haven't You Ever Listened To Yourself On A Tape Recorder?
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Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.
-- Or Grand Funk Railroad,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
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I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh....
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
-- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....