Homer: I'm Thinking Of A Number Between One And Fifty.
Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
Marge: Is it 37?
Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No.
-- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
.. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....