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• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
  -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
  Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....