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• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
  .. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....
• Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Ba
  Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
  -- Justice Bart Simpson buys movie tickets, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
  Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding] The Bible!
  ? Ewww.... -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...