Insurance Agent: Any Valuables In The House? Home

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Insurance agent: Any valuables in the house?
Homer: Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars...
Insurance agent: Sorry, this policy only covers actualy losses,
not made-up stuff.
Homer: [miffed] Well that's just great!
-- "Homer the Heretic"

Related: