Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of
some kind?
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else
is open at night?
[aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
[thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
-- How not to throw an insurance agent off the scent,
"Mr. Plow"