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• Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
  Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
  Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? Ba
  Six. Seven if there's something good on. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
  -- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....