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• Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
  Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Bart: Mom, guess what? Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
  Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....