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• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
• Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to.
  .. dig... food... Marge: You mean, a spoon? Home...
• Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
  As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your brain telling you to eat less....
• I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
  -- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
  -- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes [sic] into the voluptuary!
  [He kisses Marge] Homer's response when Marge asks Homer, in bed, why the weigh loss tapes aren't working....
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
  Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
• Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
  Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!...