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• We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
  We call it the Good Morning Burger....
• haunting native American music plays, scene changes to an Aztec pyramid] The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs.
  [see a hand holding an `Ah Fudge' candy bar] In those days, instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf....
• Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. Home
  [sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge...
• My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
  4:15 to 4:20! -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
• Coffeine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex. -- The Four Food Group
• Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
  .. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
• Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love? Ms.K
  Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone....