[haunting native American music plays, scene changes to an Aztec
pyramid] The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs. [see a
hand holding an `Ah Fudge' candy bar] In those days, instead of being
wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf.
[candy bar changes to a coiled tobacco leaf] And instead of being pure
chocolate, like we have today, it was mixed with shredded tobacco. [pull
back to see a smiling Aztec fellow holding the cigar-shaped tobacco
leaf] And they didn't eat it, they smoked it! [Aztec lights it, takes a
puff, and smiles broadly]
-- Educational film at the chocolate factory,
"Bart the Murderer"
pyramid] The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs. [see a
hand holding an `Ah Fudge' candy bar] In those days, instead of being
wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf.
[candy bar changes to a coiled tobacco leaf] And instead of being pure
chocolate, like we have today, it was mixed with shredded tobacco. [pull
back to see a smiling Aztec fellow holding the cigar-shaped tobacco
leaf] And they didn't eat it, they smoked it! [Aztec lights it, takes a
puff, and smiles broadly]
-- Educational film at the chocolate factory,
"Bart the Murderer"
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Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.
Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... And dip... - For a NATURAL HIGH,
eat a chocolate bar!!... - Can you imagine, RJR Nabisco is coming out with a tobacco flavored cookie.
followed of course by a Chocolate flavored filter soft... - Lisa: I'm going to eat eight pieces of chocolate!
Wendell?: I'm going to each chocolate 'til I barf... - Chocolate = Heaven.
Fudge = God... - Eating chocolate is like being in love without the
aggravation... - I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory.
Don't send help... - Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate.
Bart: Check.
Lisa:
Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check... - It's not the tobacco we're after,
it's the...
