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• Everybody on! No shoving! Hee, just kidding. You can shove all you want!
  -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• We start with pure milk chocolate... Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.
  .. Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... And dip it in rich, creamery butter....
• Wow, that really took my mind off those awful transforming space mutants.
  -- Man to woman in bed, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• You're as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
• Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
  -- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity knows no satieties....
• Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to.
  .. dig... food... Marge: You mean, a spoon? Home...
• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...