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• My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
  4:15 to 4:20! -- Otto, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
  Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag! -- You did ask, after all, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• If you want a friend, then be a friend.
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....