Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to
go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand.
Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.
Homer: [pouting] But I want to go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
Marge: Homer, quit pouting.
Homer: [still pouting] I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead
woman.
-- The trip to Duff Gardens is cancelled,
"Selma's Choice"
go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand.
Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.
Homer: [pouting] But I want to go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
Marge: Homer, quit pouting.
Homer: [still pouting] I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead
woman.
-- The trip to Duff Gardens is cancelled,
"Selma's Choice"
Related:
- Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously]
[Bart pulls back the covers]
[Homer looks grotesquely sick]
Ba
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice... - Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?
Home
Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice... - I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
- Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such
short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself.... - Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
- Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's
missing a chromosome.
-- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice... - Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld...
Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue.
I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh.... - Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
- Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens?
Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
[takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...
