Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type
creature?
Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!
-- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
creature?
Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!
-- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
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Marge: Well -
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I WILL NOT GREASE
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penguin house.
Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian... - Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk
you're running.
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Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before... - All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked',
make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard... - Bart: I demand a recount!
Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
Two for Martin. Would you like another recount... - Wow, that really took my mind off those awful transforming space
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Man to woman in bed, "Bart's Friend Falls in... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting...
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