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• I think he's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
• Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...
  unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress....
• I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey! -- Stimpy
• Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
  Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God shmod!...
• There are bars of silver here!
• monkey, scratch n. See scratch monkey.
• Hey Dad, if I saved up my allowance, could I buy a monkey?
  "Of course not!" "OK, then I won't save up." -- Leave It To Beave...
• I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
  I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
• I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to.
  Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey....