Bart: I demand a recount!
Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin. Two for Martin.
Would you like another recount?
Bart: [realizing he's beat] No.
Ms. K: [enjoying it] Well, I just want to make sure.
One for Martin. Two for Martin. [chuckles]
-- The Apathy Party loses again, "Lisa's Substitute"
Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin. Two for Martin.
Would you like another recount?
Bart: [realizing he's beat] No.
Ms. K: [enjoying it] Well, I just want to make sure.
One for Martin. Two for Martin. [chuckles]
-- The Apathy Party loses again, "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph,
remember to thank Mr. A. J. P. Martin. Ms.... - Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of
the uh day,
Martin will be teaching this class. Martin: I will... - Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus]
Bart:
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front... - Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered... - He says there aren't any easy answers.
I say, he's not looking hard enough!
Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's... - Mrs. K: Sodium tetrasulfate is highly toxic, and can remove your skin.
[pours into a beaker] Say when... [chuckles] Martin... - Martin: As your president, I would demand a science-fiction library,
featuring an ABC of the over[something] genre. Asimov... - Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've... - Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom,
a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos...
