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  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
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• This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System!
  -- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
  -- McClure narrates a driver's ed film, "Duffle...
• McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all?
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