Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!

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• Director: OK, let's get the _real_ Milhouse over here,
  under the X-ray truck. Milhouse: [abashed]...
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
  Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Hah...
• Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go? Bart: Beats me.
  But it won't be back for three hours and forty ...
• Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster. Ralph: You're deceptive.
  Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! ...
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse! How's the lemonade business? Milhouse:
  It's clearly booming, Bart. [Lisa holds...
• Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
  Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey...
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living...
• Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
  This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right...