Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager.
Homer: Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
Lurleen: That's okay.
Homer: I make a lot of stupid decisions.
Lurleen: Nobody's perfect.
Homer: I did bad in school.
Lurleen: I didn't even go.
Homer: My personal hygeine has been described as...
-- Is that a fair recital of my deficiencies? "(Lurleen
on Me)"
Homer: Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
Lurleen: That's okay.
Homer: I make a lot of stupid decisions.
Lurleen: Nobody's perfect.
Homer: I did bad in school.
Lurleen: I didn't even go.
Homer: My personal hygeine has been described as...
-- Is that a fair recital of my deficiencies? "(Lurleen
on Me)"
Related:
- Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger?
Homer: Homer J.
Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Homer... - Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind.
I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
Homer, "(Lurleen on... - Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're... - Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Homer... - Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on... - Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
-
Homer Simpson Colonel... - Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen,
and I'll take any offer. -- Homer Simpson, Master... - Marge, you make it sound so seamy.
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on
some outfits.
Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on... - Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar...
From the same category:
- Homer: There's nothing to feel ashamed of here. Women have a right to a
night out,
right, Lisa? Lisa: Sure, dad. [makes a whipping sound]... - in the present]
Lisa: So you loved her right from the start!
Homer: [tickling Maggie and giggling] Absolutely. ... - Apu: Stand behind the flaming garbage cans. We'll be letting you into
the store,
seventy people at a time. Kirk: Oh, let's just beat... - Oh, this is heavy. Okay Homer,
don't fear the reaper. --... - Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
