Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you
are handsome!
Homer: [angry] Hey! [softens] Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
-- "(Lurleen on Me)"
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you
are handsome!
Homer: [angry] Hey! [softens] Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
-- "(Lurleen on Me)"
Related:
- Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger?
Homer: Homer J.
Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Homer... - Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar... - Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager.
Homer:
Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with... - Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on... - Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen,
and I'll take any offer. -- Homer Simpson, Master... - Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Homer... - Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from
my sister!
[a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh,... - Marge: Hm... I thought you said she was overweight.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and... - Marge, you make it sound so seamy.
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on
some outfits.
Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on...
From the same category:
- Milhouse: A million dollars? Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one.
Bart: That's a postdated check, remember. Don't cash... - Homer: Ah, that poor woman.
Lisa: We've crushed her gentle spirit.
Bart: You people should be ashamed of yourselves. ... - Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines,
and walking through the park on clear autumn days.... - Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. ... - Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -
we take the White Man alive. Bart: All...
