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• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
  Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar, right? -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
  Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
  .. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...
• Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!
  ! [a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh, here's 50 bucks....
• Marge: Hm... I thought you said she was overweight.
  Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen....
• Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
  -- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...