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• Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
  Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
  Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
  Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings....
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Man 1: Hey you, let's fight. Man 2: Them's fightin' words!
  -- Say what you mean, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
  -- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinne
  {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea....