Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without... you
know... wantin' sum'in' in return.
Homer: Well, now, I was going to ask you for a glass of water, but now
I feel kinda guilty about it.
-- Ask and you shall receive, "(Lurleen on Me)"
know... wantin' sum'in' in return.
Homer: Well, now, I was going to ask you for a glass of water, but now
I feel kinda guilty about it.
-- Ask and you shall receive, "(Lurleen on Me)"
Related:
- Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on... - Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager.
Homer:
Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with... - Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen,
and I'll take any offer. -- Homer Simpson, Master... - Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're... - Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger?
Homer: Homer J.
Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Homer... - Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar... - Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings... - Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>... - Ask and you shall
receive...
From the same category:
- Marge: Hello?
Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my... - Lisa: What, Aunt Patty?
Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from... - Homer, Skinner, and Apu sing]
For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C.
Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is... - Ned's Dad: We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we
started livin' like freaky beatniks!
Dr. Foster: You don't believe in rules, yet you want... - As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way.
Bart, "The New Kid on the...
