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• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
  Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
  Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
  Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar, right? -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
  Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings....
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
• Ask and you shall receive.