Marge: Why Can't You Be More Supportive? Homer: Because I Don't Care.
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive?
Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
Cool, she can fly! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing....
I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play.
Oh wait, there is. Homer: Probably not much of it....
Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state -- Ms.
Sinclair, administrator of the Ayn Rand School for Tots, "A Streetcar Named Marge...