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• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
  You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
  Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
  [Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...