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• I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
  My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....