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• I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
• Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
  [chuckles] Homer: [watching from above] Man, these are primo seats....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Hang sorrow! care 'll kill a cat. -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Every Man in his Humour, Act i, Sc.
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