I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere...
[a muffled whimper emerges from somewhere in his apartment]
-- Barney can't help find SLH, "Dog of Death"
Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now my dear, if you
look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise --
[Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little]
Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here
somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself]
[kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid
as we speak....
