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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You did _what_?! Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
  What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop....
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
  Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
  [jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...