Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY!
Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh! Whaa... What!
Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!
Marge: [delighted] Ooh! Well isn't this nice!
Homer: My birthday?
Lisa: No!
Homer: It's my birthday! What did I get? I <love> birthdays!
Marge: [angrily] No Homer, it's mine!
Bart: You don't even know your own wife's birthday?
Homer: Well, of, ... of course I know! Sure! [nudges Marge with his
elbow] You really thought I'd forgot, didn't you? [gets out of
bed]
Bart: Oh, right. What did you get her Dad?
Lisa: Yeah, whadja get?
Homer: [getting dressed] A very... thoughtful gift... But it's a
surprise! [stretches his arms] You know it's such a beautiful
morning, I think I'll take a little stroll around the block.
[leaves the room. We hear the pit-pat of feet accelerating down
the stairs and into the car, followed by the squeal of car
tyres.]
-- "Jacques to be Wild"
Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh! Whaa... What!
Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!
Marge: [delighted] Ooh! Well isn't this nice!
Homer: My birthday?
Lisa: No!
Homer: It's my birthday! What did I get? I <love> birthdays!
Marge: [angrily] No Homer, it's mine!
Bart: You don't even know your own wife's birthday?
Homer: Well, of, ... of course I know! Sure! [nudges Marge with his
elbow] You really thought I'd forgot, didn't you? [gets out of
bed]
Bart: Oh, right. What did you get her Dad?
Lisa: Yeah, whadja get?
Homer: [getting dressed] A very... thoughtful gift... But it's a
surprise! [stretches his arms] You know it's such a beautiful
morning, I think I'll take a little stroll around the block.
[leaves the room. We hear the pit-pat of feet accelerating down
the stairs and into the car, followed by the squeal of car
tyres.]
-- "Jacques to be Wild"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in
and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger...
