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• Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
  Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
• Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God. Rod: Catch me, Lord, catch me!
  [They collide and fall onto the ground] What have we done to make God angry?...
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Lisa: Where are the dice? Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked.
  Rod: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way....
• Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin! [wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
  [Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed finger] Rod...
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
  [gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....