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• Kiss me, I'm left-handed"? [laughs] Oh, that's a classic!
  [laughs] Whoa! [falls off the table] -- Barney, bastion of balance, "When Flanders Failed...
• For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
  [picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
  Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
• Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry.
  [gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....