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• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
  Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
• For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
  [picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
  Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....
• Homer: A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl.
  Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world....
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....