Your Boy Picked A Bad Time To Fall Down A Well.
Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he'd done it
at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.
-- Chief Wiggum tells Marge it's all in the timing,
Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba...
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over....
Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
Marge: You taught Bart a very bad lesson. Your boy idolizes you.
Homer: Oh, he does not. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Lisa: Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way.
Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face! Look!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...